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This land is your land, this land is my land, 1 point for cloisters….1 points for tiles surrounding it, this land was made for you and me!….

With all the hullaballoo of the holly-day season, its a late update, but tonight we bring you Carcassonne: The Game. It is a mighty thing to behold, so behold it.

This game incorporates two unique strategies…the random selection of a tile followed by the placement of that tile on gamefield, such as….a table. Yes if you can master these two skillz, in the proper sequence, you too, can master Klaus-Jurgen Werde’s CARCASSONNE!!!

Ohhhhhh….nerdgasm! In my real life I’m a scientist…but by night, I’m a mighty wizard, throwing lightning from my magical fingers tips! I say Two damage…Two Damage!…Dude your Dead! I said Two F’in Damage!

This weeks game is brought to us by Bigbucks and Mosoul…Its called Heroscape, and ’tis gonna own your ass, just look at the box art, there’s friggin’ knights riding dinosaurs, and the dude from megadeth with a cannon for an arm!!11one1!1!

Its all bad ass like a Molly Hatchet cover, who’s gonna own you with its awesome axe, then melt your face with its rocking

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Oh, great explorers, we have finally come to the land of Catan!  Now we can build our king…wha..what is this?!?! Look Yonder!  ‘Tis  Lord and lady Douchebag!  They have come to take what’s rightfully ours! Well we shall see who can gather the most wool and wood first, now won’t we! Then we shall beat upon them while donning our finest woolen frippery!

Yes people, keep those thoughts of conquest foremost in your mind….for this is “The Settlers of Catan Card Game” a two player game based around resource managment (ie, generate raw materials in order to build your city.)  Think Civilization, but no computer…and no nuclear weapons.

This game is actually the 2 player version of the multiplayer (4 player)  board game “The Settlers of Catan“.  Which I hope will be in the rotation shortly.