Dagtastic

Weapon Generator (Arms Generator / Buki Generator)

Yah, so if you really want to nerd out, check this site…it turns your name into a weapon…

Here’s my bitchen bow:

Oh, little ones, I have been gone for a such a good long while….I know, I know….by your sad whelps, I believe you have missed my musings and are all very hungry for new ponderables and whatsits….

Well, I tell you this my lovelies, I have returned from across the fields, through the towers and cities that the Meeples build, over the deserts where the thief resides and have returned to tell the tale and shower our people with great riches won from a strange land called Austin, Texas….

Feast my pretty things, Feast….

Yessireee, we have, for our intrepid group, a bevy of wonderment!  Behold the coming of a new golden age of GNP:

Axis and Allie

Barbarossa

Diplomacy

Puerto Rico

Pizza Box Baseball

“Larry! My god man, put that sheep down! We need that for the wool, not for sweet lovin’!!!”

“But Sir…its sooo lonely on this small island…I was just gonna talk to her, she seemed nice, and she said “BAAAAAAH!!!” right before you got here, and you know I say “BAAAH!!!” too albeit with three A’s not six, but still, I think we have a lot in common and I think she likes me”

“I’ve been a settler for along time my friend…and let me tell you this, sheep always seem nice, until they sober up and never call you again! Larry, I’m telling you walk away, they will love you and leave you, and you don’t want to spend another morning stinking of Gin and regret. Just concentrate on chopping that wood, and leave the sheep be.”

Thats right my friends, GNP is going big time…The Settlers of Catan Board game…